lyke ohhh emm geeeee IAMSOEFFINGSCENE!

okay so, here's my rant post where i discuss one of the most vile, disguisting things in the world, to me at least; scene kids. oh look at us with our polka dotted headbands and totally rad sideways belts and our tight vintage t-shirts and those crotch hugger jeans. we dance around naked in our underwear to bright eyes and dream all day about our perfect scene kid match. we are too cool for you and the rest of your friends, that's why we are all poetic and absolutely love leaving dark lyrics up as our away messages because we want people to be like "oohhh she/he's so secretive and expressive!". we break hearts for fun because it brings us closer to adam lazarra. we have that perfectly altered scene hair with the shocking bright colors that contrast the shit out of each other and that short spikey do. we cover one of our eyes with a mop of hair to try and look seductive so people are like "hmm, i wonder what they are thinking". in fact, we are so fucking awesome that we believe we are the elite in the hierarchy of highschool social classes. bow down to us, for we are the scene kids.

no, your polka dotted headbands are NOT cool, and your sideways bottle cap belts make you look like you belong in the fucking thrift stores you guys live in even though you parents are filthy rich to shit. no your tight vintage t-shirts and fucking crotch hugger jeans are NOT hip, nor are they attractive in the least. dancing around naked and worshipping conor oberst is an absolute disgrace to yourself and your own self dignity, lest you have any. you will NEVER find a perfect match for you because there are so goddamn many of you out there. my friends and i are SHITFUCKINGLOADS cooler than you because we're actually true to ourselves and our personality, and we embrace unique-ness. and when you drop lines from bands and leave up lyrics as away messages it just makes you look like some fucking fag who didn't want to tell whoever they were talking to that they really had to go take a shit so instead you're all like "don't break my heart nananana blah blah blah let me cry and slit my wrists". breaking hearts for the hell of it is absolutely pathetic and i have nothing more to say on that subject. oh and by the way, your hair looks like SHIT. it looks like a fucking skunk died and took shelter on your head. and doing that whole emo-bang-haircut look only molds you into the other 5 hundred billion "non-conformist" kids who for some odd damned reason, are trying so hard TO conform, but when we all really know they're just so badass and tell everyone else to go screw themselves because they wanna do their "own thing". and you are NOT a fucking god of some sort because you listen to bands i've never heard of. i fucking listen to bands YOU'VE never heard of either. and i listen to fucking GOOD MUSIC. that's the point there, not "i know more local bands than you" or "i'm more scene than you" or "you're such a poser". i could give a SHIT less what you fucking think, that's why i don't ask you. and the ones that piss me off the MOST are the fake scene girls that at one point were trying so desperately to please everyone around them, and now they're all like "man we are just so scene, having sex everyday and wearing heavy make up and mini skirts with tight t-shirts that hug our nonexistant boobs." well i have one fucking thing to say to all you scene kids: LAY OFF IT. YOU FUCKING SUCK. GROW UP AND STOP SLEEPING WITH YOUR SECUIRTY "I-KNOW-MORE-BANDS-THAN-YOU" BLANKET AT NIGHT.